Rihanna: So, So Pasty...

Do my eyes deceive me? Are those Rihanna's mammaries I spy, barely covered by the lapels of her jacket and - dare I say it? - Nipple Pasties?

For shame! Oh, for shame! I mean, Li'l Kim doesn't even do this anymore.

I'm aware that a lot of 80's and 90's trends are making a comeback these days, but this one didn't need to.

To Rihanna: You're much, much better than this...

L.M.N. Harris.

N.B. Image courtesy Fashionista.com (Thanks for the heads-up!)